Great explorer...

So Big A just marched in, with a sword and spyglass and said, "I am a great explorer." G responds, "Oh really? Where have you explored?" Big A replies, "Well, I've been to Africa, South America, Antarctica... and outer space. Then I went to New Jersey Island. That was scary." Kid you not. We haven't done US geography, so I'm not sure where he learned about New Jersey.

Then he pulled out a Lego "gun" he made and announced that it didn't shoot bullets, but instead that it shoots exclamation points. Eek! :-)