Smooth Operator and Big Needs...

Big A, to cute little girl at the park: "Hi, I'm A. I'm five, and I am a lot of fun! (wink!)" Worked like a charm. They are best friends, since Big A is still married...

Little B, running up and down the library aisles, bellowing at the top of his lungs: "Mommy! Poopy! Change. Butt. NOW! Poopy! Change. Butt. Now!!!"